January 2009
1 post
December 2008
2 posts
iPhone apps
After spending 3 miserable days with Sally’s Christmas bonus, the Android powered G1, I have fallen back in love with the iPhone. I can also safely say that I now can empathize with Jesus Christ as he was carrying the cross while being whipped and wearing a crown of thorns. I would just throw out there though that Jesus didn’t have to factory reset his phone to change his gmail...
Time for a Napedia reboot
My thought process:
Hey, I think I want to start blogging again.
Recover password.
This doesn’t look like the blog I want to build on top of.
I should make a new blog.
I should delete my blog history.
I have a blog.
I am writing a post.
March 2008
2 posts
December 2007
1 post
November 2007
2 posts
October 2007
1 post
September 2007
2 posts
August 2007
3 posts
July 2007
1 post
New office on Prince & Broadway
June 2007
7 posts
“You wanna know if the planet’s all right, ask those people in Mexico City or...”
– George Carlin, “The Planet Is Fine”
“Ok, the familiar anthropic principle – specifically the version you defined -...”
– Simon - Beyond Schrodinger’s Cat
Testing RSS
Testing how long this takes to show up on Google Reader.
May 2007
9 posts
“I guess Donald is still upset that he can’t afford to buy an NBA team. No...”
– Mark Cuban on Donald Trump
“The Googles of the world, they are the Custer of the modern world. We are the...”
– Richard Parsons, CEO of Time Warner Inc.
April 2007
5 posts
Watch
“Alex Rodriguez is playing at a level only dogs can hear”
– Deadspin
“There are now no interesting non-networked applications. Standalone computers...”
– Working for The Man | Tux Deluxe
March 2007
29 posts
Laser-controlled surgical cyborg comb
Anthony: The hysterical reports were spread throughout Sudan by means of cell phone text-messaging. Local media also contributed to the idea's spread. The Sudanese columnist Ja'far Abbas has warned visitors to avoid shaking hands with "a dark-skinned man". In reference to the electronic comb which was supposed to have caused one man's penis to disappear, Abbas writes, "No doubt, this comb was a laser-controlled surgical cyborg that penetrates the skull, [passes] to the lower body and emasculates a man!!"
Napoleon: wtf
Anthony: Sudanese victims were made to believe by force of suggestion that their penises would melt away after they shared an electronic (or "cyborg") comb, shook hands, or received a verbal curse. The so-called "penis-melting" has been blamed on Zionists trying to wipe out the Sudanese people by making their men unable to reproduce.
Napoleon: i hope i don't encounter this comb!!!!!!!!!!
Watch
“Finally, when they read the safety instructions at the beginning of the flight,...”
– Freakonomics Blog » Airplane nonsense
March Madness on Demand
I signed up as a VIP for CBS’s March Madness on Demand. From what I’m able to tell there’s nothing higher than a VIP.. So how exactly are people cutting in line? My guess is that CBS isn’t sorting your position based when you arrived. Instead they’re changing your position in line based on when you signed up for VIP access.. And which other people who signed up are...
“Sometimes I really miss Grand Moff Tarkin. He sure was a wily old space dog.”
– Twitter / Darth Vader
“My mom was sick a lot and had to stay in the hospital. I beleived that Ohura...”
– I Used To Believe (Kim)
Bret Girl
Matt: http://www.ojr.org/ojr/stories/070312ruel/
Matt: also, if you read all the way through, i know you have a thing for george brett's crotch
Me: I'm more of a Tony Gwynn guy actually
Matt: well he talks like a girl, so i don't know how his crotch compares
Me: Which confuses further one of my bar pronouncements that if I were gay, I'd almost certainly go after transvestites.
Matt: i don't know where to begin with that one
Matt: so i'm gonna let it just sit there without comment
Matt: grin
Me: It's a show stopper
